Uncle’s T-Shirt Reminds Us Of Covid-19 Rules, Would Make For A Great SDA Uniform
Uncle’s T-Shirt Reminds Us Of Covid-19 Rules, Would Make For A Great SDA Uniform
If you can hear or smell a fart going off, you're probably standing too close.
Uncle’s T-shirt Lists Covid-19 Rules In Witty Yet Relatable Way
As the Covid-19 pandemic rages on, the whole world has gotten used to a new lifestyle that involves masking up and socially distancing from one another.
Here in Singapore, safe distancing ambassadors (SDA) are deployed to ensure members of the public are abiding by the rules.
Recently, a picture featuring a witty T-shirt advising members of the public to adhere to Covid-19 measures has been making rounds on social media.
Not sure about you, but we think this would make for a great new uniform for SDAs.
The witty T-shirt says you’re standing too close if you can smell one’s fart
In a Facebook post shared by All Singapore Stuff, an uncle was seen donning the hilarious T-shirt that features Covid-19 rules that we have been accustomed to.
The distance that we ought to keep from one another might be hard to aga-rate, but this uncle seems to have found the perfect estimate so we get it right every single time.
Familiar with the area of effect (AOE) that all of us stay out of when someone’s about to fart? This uncle’s shirt claims we’re not social distancing as long as we’re in the AOE where we can smell or hear a fart going off.
We can go all scientific with how we can still smell farts when everyone’s masked up but if you’re still in the AOE, chances are you’ll be suffering collateral damage in the form of smell, as the shirt suggests.
And if you’re still bruising through the fart, chances are, there might be bigger underlying problems ahead. You may want to book a ‘swap‘ test ASAP, as the shirt advises.
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